Wednesday 21 December 2016

BARTS 2016

“Andrew”


Best Album:
Curve of the Earth - Mystery Jets
Boy King - Wild Beasts
Brilliant Sanity - Teleman
The Bride - Bat for Lashes
Moon Shaped Pool - Radiohead. 

Best Song:
Telomere - Mystery Jets
Whitest Boy on the Beach – Fat White Family
Safe and Sound - Justice
4 Degrees - Anohni
Under the Sun - Diiv  

Best Musical Re-discovery:
Cool 80s POP Volumes 1 and 2.

Best Middle-Aged Man/Men Doing Excellent – If Hardly Ground-breaking - Stuff:
Quite enjoyed singles from Flaming Lips and Grandaddy.

Best Film:
Birdman

Best Book:
I think the only book I finished was the Harper Lee TKAMB “sequel”. Vaguely interesting but as a stand-alone would have disappeared without trace.

Best Gig/Event:
Tame Impala – standing tickets at MEN Arena

Best TV Programme:
Stranger Things, Camping, Lovesick, The Night Manager, Friday Night Dinner, Happy Valley.

Best Radio Programme:
RadMac as usual. Probably should just retire this one.

Best Website: 
Red Issue Sanctuary – hardcore United fans website.

Best Sporting Moment:
United doing the double in May – winning the FA Cup and sacking LvG 2 days later.

Revelation:
Haven’t got one.

Worst Purchase / Disappointment: 
Despite them sneaking in to best album, Radiohead not being able to repeat the In Rainbows trick. Also a year after release I got a copy of World Peace Is None of Your Business and that is ok in places and very very bad in others.

Best Child-Related Thing:
Sounds harsh but them both being in school....more time for us to live, and better time with them at weekends/holidays.

Best Lifestyle Change:
In a very similar vein to Steve, taking a hard look at my (refined sugar) intake, walking everywhere possible and half killing myself in the gym for the last few months....net result I’ve come down about 3 holes on my belt buckle and may need to invest in some smaller waist size jeans.

Sort:
Eva Green

Person, People or Thing You’d Most Like to See Set Upon By a Pack of Wolves:
Jacob Rees Mogg and Boris Johnson.

The Winning Thing You’d Most Recommend Your Fellow Judges to Own/Have/Consume/Do:
Stranger Things



“Steve”


Best Album: 
'Chopin, Favourite Piano Works' - Vladimir Ashkenazy

Best Song: 
'Crystallise' - Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Best Musical Re-discovery
Longpigs

Best Middle-Aged Man/Men Doing Excellent – If Hardly Ground-breaking - Stuff: 
Me, building a Wendy House

Best Film:
Star Wars - Rogue One

Best Film I've actually seen:
Captain America - Civil War

Best Book: 
haven't read anything new this year

Best Gig/Event: 
haven't been out this year

Best TV Programme:
Humans

Best non-Sci-Fi TV Programme:
The Night Manager

Best Radio Programme:
Alex James' Date Night

Best Website: 

Best Sporting Moment: 
Leicester winning the Premier League

Revelation:
'Love Yourself' - Justin Bieber

Worst Purchase / Disappointment: 
Lemmy/Bowie/Prince/Rickman/Wogan/Corbett/Wood/Wilder/Cohen/Sachs

Best Child-Related Thing:
The Wendy House I Built

Best Lifestyle Change:
Giving up the London Underground, walking 12km per day, improving diet and losing two stones.

Sort: 
Felicity Jones

Person, People or Thing You’d Most Like to See Set Upon By a Pack of Wolves: 
'Frump' (Farage/Trump)

The Winning Thing You’d Most Recommend Your Fellow Judges to Own/Have/Consume/Do:
Give up the London Underground, walk 12km per day, improve diet and lose two stones.


“Sam”


Best Album
Bon Iver
Michael Kiwanuka

Best Song
Fat White Family – Whitest Boy on the Beach
Flaming Lips – The Castle
Justice – Randy
Sleaford Mods - TCR

Best Musical Re-discovery
Cool 80s Pop Volume Two

Best Middle-Aged Wo/Man/Men Doing Excellent – If Hardly Ground-breaking - Stuff
Iggy Pop
PJ Harvey
Radiohead

Best Film
Not one sticks in my mind.

Best Book
54 – Wu Ming

Best Gig/Event
Bearded Theory

Best TV Programme
Night Manager

Best Radio Programme
The only show that can stop me listening to Radconie – TMS.

Best Website
I’m giving a hat-tip to three underrated but essential-for-my-work programs: Paint, Snipping Tool, Notepad.

Best Sporting Moment
Taking the boys to watch City win the league. (The ladies).

Revelation
I thought I knew why people didn’t vote for good stuff. I had no idea.

Worst Purchase / Disappointment
Waited a long time for a new JAMC single… and it’s not all that.

Best Child-Related Thing
Football. Resisted it for a long time, but both boys are getting a lot from it

Best Lifestyle Change
Going weekday veggie. Healthier, cheaper, environmentally-sound.

Sort
Age-appropriate this year: Amy Adams

Person, People or Thing You’d Most Like to See Set Upon By a Pack of Wolves
Go on then, I’ll say it: Farage. A malicious fraud, an inciter of hatred and division and worst of all, a bad winner. Truly, the cunt’s cunt.

The Winning Thing You’d Most Recommend Your Fellow Judges to Own/Have/Consume/Do
Family-Friendly Festivals
99% certain we’ll be going to this: http://www.beardedtheory.co.uk/ Who’s up for it?


“Raymond”

Best Album
Bowie: Blackstar
Radiohead: Moon Shaped Pool
Tindersticks: The Waiting Room
Nick Cave: Skeleton Tree
Teenage Fanclub: Here

Best Song
Laura Marling – Soothing
Christine and the Queens – Tilted
Bob Mould – Voices in my Head
ABC – Viva Love

Best Musical Re-discovery
Nina Simone – Little Girl Blue

Best Middle-Aged Wo/Man/Men Doing Excellent – If Hardly Ground-breaking - Stuff
Pretty much all of my album choices

Best Film
Bridge of Spies (one like they used to make)

Best Book
Jon Ronson – So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed

Best Gig/Event
Abba Classics @ Bridgewater Hall with the kids

Best TV Programme
Planet Earth II

Best Radio Programme
Pete Paphides on Soho Radio (on the basis that I listened to it once and got into a nice Twitter chat with the host)

Best Website
Spotify

Best Sporting Moment
Celtic 5 Rangers 1

Revelation
The undeniable truth that most people are predominantly motivated by self-interest and prejudice. And that ‘people like us’ are in fact not.

Worst Purchase / Disappointment
Democracy

Best Child-Related Thing
Football on Saturday and Sunday mornings

Best Lifestyle Change
Bah!

Sort
My wife

Person, People or Thing You’d Most Like to See Set Upon By a Pack of Wolves
Trump, on the basis that he is far more dangerous than Farage.

The Winning Thing You’d Most Recommend Your Fellow Judges to Own/Have/Consume/Do
Watch out for a major event we should all go to. I’m thinking along the lines of a Tears for Fears gig. Or The Cure. Something we’d normally just dismiss as being too much hassle or too expensive.

Monday 19 December 2016

Preview

I think this is going to be a late addition to my Barts...